22 Funny Witch Jokes That Spell Laughter
These funny Halloween witch jokes spell just one thing: hilarity!
We predict a spell of giggles! Once you're done with these funny witch jokes, check our our very funny vampire jokes, mega monster jokes and ha-Halloween jokes.
Why do witches stay in 5 star hotels?
Because of the excellent broom service!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese!
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
She didn't see any future in it?
How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch watch!
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed, she blew her hat off!
Whats the problem with twin witches?
You never know witch is which!
What game do witches play on halloween?
Hide and ghost seek!
What's a witch's favourite ride at the fun fair?
The scary-go-round!
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!
What's a witch's favourite make-up?
Ma-scare-a!
What do you learn at witch school?
Spelling!
Why did three witches call in the plumber?
Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble!
What do you call a witch with chickenpox?
An itchy witchy!
What do the fastest witches use to get around?
Vroomsticks!
What do witches use to style their hair?
Scare spray!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'w'!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell!
What happenes to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled!
What noise did the witch’s cereal make?
Snap, cackle and pop!
What happened to the bad-tempered witch?
She flew off the handle!
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