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20 Frightfully Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

These Halloween knock knock jokes are worth their weight in sweets! Check out these funny Halloween knock knock jokes!

These funny Halloween knock-knock jokes And if you liked this, check out more Halloween jokes here! How about these fangtastic Dracula Jokes! Or maybe you'd rather these spooktacular Spooky Jokes! We've even got dead funny Zombie Jokes! And if you need EVEN MORE lols, we've got hundreds on our jokes hub!

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who?

Frankenstein's Monster!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to give me some Halloween candy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Adam. Adam who?

The Addams family!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting ghost. The interrupting ghost w-

Boo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bea. Bea who?

Bea ware!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wolves say. Wolves say what?

Wolves say happy howl-oween!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ghoul. Ghoul who?

Ghoul on, give us some sweets!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fangs. Fangs who?

Fangs for letting me in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jacklyn. Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde!

Knock knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad it's Halloween?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Diane. Diane who?

Diane to meet you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who?

Aida whole bag of candy!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ice scream? Ice scream who?

Ice scream on Halloween!

Knock knock. Who's there? Philip. Philip who?

Philip my trick or treating bag with sweets!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!

Knock knock. Who's there? Aunt Cha. Aunt Cha who?

Aunt Cha glad I'm not a vampire?

Knock knock. Who's there? Witch. Witch who?

Witch way to the haunted house?

Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

Olive Halloween!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo?

Don't cry, I'm only trick or treating!

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...