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20 Brilliant Brother Jokes to Send your Siblings

These funny brother jokes will have you bonding with your fam! Check them out for silly laughs!

These funny 20 bothersome brother jokes are perfect for sharing with your siblings! Check them out! And if you liked this, we've got loads more silly jokes here! How about these cheese dad jokes? They're guaranteed to get a groan! Or maybe you'll like these egg-cellent chicken jokes? You might even fancy these doctor doctor jokes - they'll tickle your funny bone! And of course, you can check out hundreds more funnies on our main jokes hub!

What did the boy say to his sister when she was upset?

Are you having a cry, sis?

I just met my identical twin brother for the first time!

I was beside myself!

What's like a sibling but made of soup?

A broth-er!

Why didn't anyone notice Thor's brother?

Because he's low key!

My little brother threw milk at me

How dairy!

Why is a German sausage like a little brother?

They can both be brats!

Which brother's could only fly planes in a circle?

The Left brothers!

Why was the violinist's brother jealous of him?

He was always playing second fiddle!

I always take the lift, but my brother takes the stairs

We've been raised differently!

What was the name of Albert Einstein's evil scientist brother?

Frank!

What happened when Thor put on a horned helmet?

He was very Loki!

Which Brothers were correct about being able to fly?

The Wright brothers!

What happened when twin brothers got arrested?

They finished each other's sentences!

What did the violin say to his big brother?

Cello!

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be

But I laugh much harder!

My brother was obsessed with the Hokey Cokey...

Luckily he turned himself around

I got an Xbox for my little brother...

Best trade I ever made!

My brother had to quit his job being a strongman

He had to hand in his too weak notice!

A lot of people say me and my brother look alike

It's true, I have his jeans!

What are Dwayne Johnson's brothers called?

Paper and Scissors!

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...