11 Guardians Of The Galaxy Jokes To Gravitate To
These Marvel-ously funny sci-fi gags and one-liners are out of this world!
If you like space battles, laughing or talking raccoons then you should definitely check out these absolutely cosmic Guardians of the Galaxy jokes! You'll be begging for Ga-mor-a when you find out about Yondu's milk allergy or what Groot likes to drink! Trust us!
But if you're not a big fan of Guardians of the Galaxy then don't worry - we have plenty more epic movie jokes! Just check out these Star Wars jokes from a very long way away, these magic Harry Potter jokes, or these very weird Doctor Strange jokes!
If you want to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy
He's just a fancy stick figure!
The Guardians of the Galaxy settled down and opened a floor tile business
They called it I Am Grout!
Gamora didn't win the galactic raffle
But she did get a constellation prize!
Did you hear Yondu is allergic to milk?
He's galactose intolerant!
Did you hear about Groot's banana tree cousin?
She is Froot!
Guardians of the Galaxy is Vin Diesels best role yet!
He really branched out!
My dad went to see Guardians of the Galaxy…
He said "it was Groot!"
What do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?
Groot Beer!
Groot betrayed the Guardians!
It was treeson!
Why does Groot not like cricket?
He hates being stumped!
Samsung needed security to stand outside their store so they called...
Guardians of the galaxy!
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