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20 Mrs Doubtfire Jokes That Are Maid To Order!

Is she a dad? An elderly British housekeeper? Maybe both! Either way these 20 hilarious Mrs Doubtfire jokes are worth checking out!

Mrs Doubtfire is a classic family movie, and has now been made into a musical! So if you like this hilarious tale of a dad dressing up like an elderly British housekeeper to try and win his kids back... then you're bound to love these laugh out loud Mrs Doubtfire gags!

For more movie mirth check out these Hunger Games gags, these Chicken Run jokes, or even these Muppet puns! Jokes everywhere! Ok, right where were we? ...Oh yeah! Mrs Doubtfire!

Let's go!

Did you know that Mrs Doubtfire served time in prison?

It was male fraud!

I confronted Mrs Doubtfire after she lied about servicing my house

I just wanted her to come clean!

Without a doubt...

My favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire!

I got a job as Mrs Doubtfire in the new musical

I'm a maid man! 

Mrs Doubtfire told me her goat was pregnant

But she was just kidding! 

What's Mrs Doubtfire's favourite fruit?

Au pair! 

What does Mrs Doubtfire order from the Indian restaurant?

Nan bread!

Why does Mrs Doubtfire make such a good owl impression?

She's a hootin’ nanny! 

Mrs Doubtfire is Robin William's greatest role

He was maid for it!

Mrs Doubtfire doesn't get tired

She gets sweepy! 

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

I didn’t know Mrs Doubtfire could yodel!

Did you hear Mrs Doubtfire fell down a hole?

She couldn’t see that well!

Mrs Doubtfire comes from a very musical family

Even the sewing machine's a singer!

A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes for the Mrs Doubtfire musical at an awards show

He was trying to rig a Tony!

What does the dad in Mrs Dountfire do when he sleeps?

He lies still!

The dad from Mrs Doubtfire is going to Liars Anonymous!

Apparently they’ve already made him president!

Bacon jokes

Apparently Mrs Doubtfire is actually the dad pretending to be a nanny

As if, I’m not falling for that!

A policeman spotted Mrs Doubtfire driving while knitting."Pullover!" he screamed

"No, it's a scarf!" she yelled back!

What do you call Mrs Doubtfire’s pet snake?

A nanaconda!

Did you know that Mrs Doubtfire could have just as easily have been another title

'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad'

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...