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20 Celebrity Jokes That Are Famously Funny!

Have you heard about the celebrity joke? You should have, it's famously funny!

If these funny celebrity jokes have left you wanting more lols, why not check out our Best jokes of 2021? Or get connected with our funny phone jokes ? And if you're craving more entertainment, tune into these TV jokes! And as always, we've got loads more jokes on our great joke generator!

Why couldn't Olivia Rodrigo get to the party?

She didn't have her driver's licence!

What laptop does Adele use?

A Dell!

Which celeb is the best at fixing things?

Shawn Mendes!

What's the best recipe for making a girl band?

Just give it a Little Mix!

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

 Look for Fresh Prints!

Which actor never uses cutlery?

Reese Withoutaspoon!

Which bird is best at singing?

Taylor Swift!

Which rapper takes the most naps?

Jay Zzzzzzz!

Which fish is the best at Tik Tok?

Addison Sting-Rae!

Who's the next big rapper after Lil Nas X?

Lil Nas Y!

Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah Would!

What do famous horses eat?

Matthew McConaugHAY!

Who's the most famous fruit singer?

Katy Berry!

What's Robert Downey Jnr's favourite metal?

Iron, man!

Which celeb is the best at cutting down trees?

Justin TIMBERlake!

Which coffee is the most famous?

Ariana Grande!

Which rapper never gets cold?

Cardi-gan!

Which celeb is good at hairdressing?

Harry Styles!

What sort of holiday do celebs go on?

A Tom Cruise!

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...