22 Pony Jokes Which Are Horse-somely Good
Hay! Knock Knock! Hooves there? Yes, it’s a full stable of some horsesomely good Pony jokes. Saddle up for the comedy ride of your lives!
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Where did the pony go on holiday?
Horsetrailer
How do you get a pony’s attention?
Hey!
Did you hear about Cinderella’s horse?
Once upony time…
What prize did the Broadway musical of “Warhorse” win?
A pony award!
Who did the pony audition for in the school play?
The main part!
What’s a pony’s favourite TV program?
Dr Hoof
Did you hear about the pessimist pony?
He was a neigh-sayer!
Where do sick ponies go?
The horsepital!
You are sitting on a pony. You’re being chased by a lion. In front of you is a giraffe. What do you do?
Get off the carousel!
A pony trots into a school…
Teacher: Why the long face?
I was telling my barber about the time I found a small horse…
But he cut off my pony tale!
Daughter: Can I have a pony for Christmas.
Dad: The oven’s only big enough for a turkey!
What did the pony with a sore throat who didn't understand the basic structure of jokes say to the doctor?
I'm having a hard time speaking clearly!
What did the pony with a sore throat say to the doctor?
I’m a little hoarse!
What do you call a fake horse?
A phoney pony!
Where do you catch a horse and cart in Lapland ?
A Pony Sleigh-Station!
Another word for a ponytale is..
A stablefable!
Did you here about the injured pony?
It’s in a stable condition!
Did you hear about the folk-singing horse?
Pony Mitchell?
Did you hear about the supermarket that delivers by horse?
Yes it’s my lidl pony!
Where does a horse’s leg bend?
At the po-knee!
What does the horse call the pony next door on Old Town Road?
His neigh-bour!
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