20 Feathertastic Ostrich Jokes!
You won't want to keep your head buried in the sand for these hilarious ostrich jokes and puns!
Ostriches are the world's largest bird, so you can bet that these laughs won't be small! Dive into these hilarious jokes - they won't help you fly, but you'll have a fantastic time nonetheless! And if you need more feathery fun, we've got loads more bird jokes for you - how about some pigeon puns, or some parrot or flamingo giggles?
Why can’t you frame an ostrich for your crimes?
It will never fly in court!
Why don’t ostriches get sick?
They’re emu-nized!
Which side of the ostrich has the most feathers?
The outside!
Why are ostriches allowed on planes?
They’re not a flight risk!
Why did the ostriches go to the beach?
To stick their heads in the sand!
Why do ostriches like giraffes so much?
They’re the only ones they can look up to!
How do you stop an ostrich from charging?
Take away its credit card!
What did the robber say to the police when he broke into the zoo?
“Don’t move, I’ve got ostriches!”
What is an ostrich’s favourite fruit?
Neck-tarines!
I put a “No Flyers” sign on my letterbox…
The next day, I was visited by an ostrich trying to sell me insurance!
Why was the big bird sitting at home alone?
He was ostrich-sized!
Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
It was neck and neck!
What do you get if you cross an ostrich and a kangaroo?
Something that can’t fly, but it can definitely hop!
The French chef REALLY messed up when he dropped the ostrich egg on the floor…
Big oeuf!
Why did the emu lose his friends when he unexpectedly grew taller?
Because he was ostrich-sized!
I used to love telling jokes about ostriches...
But they don’t really fly around these parts!
What do you call a lonely man with a pet ostrich?
Ostracized!
Why did the ostrich cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What do you call a magical ostrich?
An ostwitch!
Why is an ostrich always wealthy?
Because if it wasn’t it would be an ostpoor!
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