Penguins are a group of aquatic, flightless birds that are known for their distinctive black and white plumage, which makes them look a little like waiters with beaks. And flippers, come to think of it. How would they hold a tray?

There are may types of penguin and include the Emperor Penguin, King Penguin, Adélie Penguin, Gentoo Penguin, and the brilliantly named Chinstrap Penguin! Want to know a fun fact? OK! Sir Nils Olaf, a penguin who lives at Edinburgh Zoo, is a sergeant in the Norwegian army and has a knighthood. What a cool penguin! 

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1. How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give them a wing!

2. What is a penguin's favourite type of lettuce?
Iceberg!

3. How does a penguin arrange their furniture?
With a little peng shui!

4. What type of animal is a penguin?
A brrrr-d!

5. What do penguins drink out of?
Beakers!

6. Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!

7. How do penguins make burgers?
With their flippers!

8. What do you call a penguin at the North Pole?
Really lost!

9. What does a penguin waiter say to their customers?
"Waddle it be?"

10. Why do you rarely see penguins in England?
Because they're scared of Wales!

11. Which bird always gets first place?
A peng-win

12. What do penguins wear on their feet at night time?
Slippers

13. Where do penguins keep their savings?
In a snow bank

14. Why should you not write a book on penguins?
Because writing a book on paper is much easier

15. When I meet new people I always talk about my giant pet penguin...
It's a good ice breaker!

16. Why do polar bears and penguins not get on?
Because they are polar opposites!

17. What do you call a penguin with no eye?
Pengun!

18. Why don't you ever see penguins in Great Britain?
Because they're scared of wales!

19. Why didn't the penguin jump off of the iceberg?
He got cold feet!

20. How do penguins know when there's something wrong?
It smells a bit fishy

21. How do a group of penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin!

22. What do penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

23. Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven't got any pockets!

24. What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish!

25. What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrritos!

26. What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice Caps!

27. What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-burgers!

28. What's a penguins favourite relative?
Aunt Arctica!

29. How does a Penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!

30. Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!

31. What did one penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he gave him the cold shoulder!

32. What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!

33. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!

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