20 Fox Jokes That You'll Never Fur-Get!
Are you ready for the greatest collection of fox jokes in the world?
Here's a selection of jokes so sly and cunning, you'll be laughing before realise why!
Once you've recovered from laughing at these rib-ticklers, check out these fox-friendly chicken jokes or these amazing gags! You can also check out the Beano Joke Generator to discover jokes on every topic.
What do you call a fox in a library?
Well red!
Why did the artist take ages to draw a fox?
They paid too much attention to detail!
Why should you never make a fox annoyed?
Because they never fur-get a face!
What do you call a fox with headphones on?
Anything you want, because they can't hear you!
How does a fox keep up to date with current events?
They watch Fox News!
What web browser does a fox use?
Firefox!
How does a fox get down a snowy mountain?
They sly-de!
What do you call a fox that can pick up an elephant?
Very strong!
What DID the fox say?
Nothing because it's a fox!
How does a fox know when it's going to rain?
It checks the weather fur-cast!
What does a fox sit on?
Fur-niture!
What video game do foxes like to play?
Fur-tnite!
What is a fox's favourite type of coffee?
A fur-appucino!
What is a fox's favourite dance move?
The foxtrot?
Why do foxes have a winter coat?
Because they'd get tangled up in a scarf!
Why did the fox chase the rabbit?
It fancied some fast food!
What was the young fox's favourite baseball team?
Chicago Cubs!
How do foxes travel?
Fur-st class!
What did the fox use to make their crops grow better?
Fur-tiliser!
Why did the fox cross the road?
Because they wanted the chicken's autograph!
