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40 Bat Jokes that you'll go Batty for!

You'll go batty for these hilarious jokes!

You'll go batty for these jokes, they're flappin' hilarious!

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And as always, you can find loads more jokes at our Joke generator!

Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?

Because they have bat tempers!

A vampire, a lion and a bat

What's a bat's favourite sport?

Batminton!

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What’s a bat’s favourite holiday?

Fangs-giving!

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How are bats like real estate agents?

Because it is all about echo-location, location, location!

A haunted house and a smiling bat

Why are bats just like false teeth?

They both come out at night!

Where do bats go to have a wee?

The bat room!

What is a bat’s favourite dessert?

Upside down cake!

A cat in a vampire cape

What's a bat's favourite time travel movie?

Bat to the Future!

What do bats learn in school?

The alphabat!

Did you hear about the scientist that wanted to clone a flying rodent?

It was a bat idea!

A bat and the Agios Ioannis Kastri in Skopelos, Greece

What do you call a baby bat?

A battle!

A magician and a bat

What did the bat do when it was bored?

Just hung around!

What's the first thing a bat does when they wake up?

Go to the bat-room!

What did the bat study at university?

Echo-comics!

Where do bats carry their school books?

In their bat pack!

Which piece of sports equipment always comes out at night?

A cricket bat!

What's the first thing a vampire bat reads in the newspaper?

Their horror scope!

How do bats find their way home?

Bat Nav!

How many bats does it take to lift a person?

One massive one!

Who is Batty Flintoff?

A cricket bat!

What do you do if you really like a bat?

Join its fang club!

What's smarter than a talking bat?

A spelling bee!

How do bats say hello?

With a sound wave!

What do bats do with their friends?

Hang out!

Where do vampire bats keep their money?

In a blood bank!

Which circus performers have wings?

The acro-bats!

How does a bat get into the house?

Through the bat flap!

What do bats do for fun?

Acro-bat-ics!

What do bats use to make cakes?

Batter!

How do bats check that they don't fly into anything?

They look in their wing mirror!

Where do bats have a wash?

In the bat room!

Did you hear about the bats who got into a fight?

It was a real bat-tle!

Did you hear about the bats who went out?

It was a blind date!

What do you get if you cross a bat and a bell?

A dingbat!

What's the best way to hold a bat?

By the handle!

What do bats learn at school?

The alpha-bat!

What happens when a mouse grows wings?

It goes batty!

What do you put in a flying mammal when it runs out of juice?

Bat-eries!

How many bats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - they prefer the dark!

An upside down bat and a lightbulb

A bat told me I was rubbish at bowling

To be honest , it hit me for six

Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?

He has bat-breath!

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