20 The Traitors Jokes That Are Cloaked in Hilarity!
These treacherous Traitors jokes will keep you guessing - and laughing! - til the very end!
Are you hooked on The Traitors? Us too! But after the crazy challenges, the deception, and the nail-biting tension, you'll find yourself in need of some laughs! We've got you covered - join Claudia and the contestants for some quality, intrigue-based giggles! We've got more jokes in store for you too - have some Britian's Got Talent jokes, or maybe you prefer I'm a Celebrity?
What is a Traitor’s favourite drink?
Cloak-a-cola!
Did you hear that Claudia Winkleman is writing a sequel to “Lyle Lyle Crocodile?”
It’s called “Traitor Traitor Alligator!”
How do contestants prepare parmesan?
With a cheese traitor!
What is Claudia Winkleman’s favourite Avril Lavigne song?
Traitor Boy!
What’s 6 foot 7, breathes heavily, and murders Faithfuls?
Darth Traitor!
What do contestants say when they’re murdered?
“See you Traitor!”
What do you call a Traitor who is also a devil?
A demonstraitor!
What do you call a contestant who correctly guesses a Traitor purely by chance?
Sheer Luck Holmes!
Why does every contestant want to win a shield?
They’re something you can really get behind!
Why did the Faithful bring a pencil to the game?
To draw their own conclusions!
What do you call a blue Traitor who gets caught red-handed?
A purple-traitor!
What do you call a Traitor who’s also an IT engineer?
An administraitor!
Which American grocery store does Claudia Winkleman shop at?
Traitor Joes!
Why did the Traitor wear two watches?
Because he’s a two-timer!
What do you call a Traitor’s leg?
A blasfemur!
Why are ducks such good contestants?
They always quack the case!
What do you call a Traitor who’s hard of hearing?
A mute-in-ear!
Did you know that when contestants are murdered, they get a lovely parting gift?
It’s a comb!
What did the Faithful say when he found a pretzel left by a Traitor?
“Well there’s a twist I wasn’t expecting!”
What do you call a Traitor who is also a musician?
An orchestraitor!
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