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20 PAW Patrol Jokes That Will Get You Through a Ruff Day!

These PAW Patrol jokes are sure to pup, we mean pep you up! Check out these funny PAW Patrol jokes and share them with your mates!

Paws your day to read these hilarious PAW Patrol jokes! Everyone loves Skye, Zumba, Rubble and Rocky, so here's 20 funny PAW Patrol jokes to make you laugh! And if you liked these, we've got loads more TV show jokes here! How about these spooky Stranger Things jokes? Or maybe you're in the mood for these super SpongeBob jokes? Or you might even like these silly Scooby Doo jokes! And we've got even more jokes on our main jokes hub!

What do you call a dog covered in debris?

Rubble!

Which dog is the best at climbing mountains?

Everest!

Why are the Paw Patrol crew so good at answering questions?

They're first responders!

What do they eat at Paw Patrol HQ?

Pupperoni Pizza!

Why did the team have a break?

They needed to paws!

What do you call Zuma when he’s doing a magic show?

A labracadabrador!

What are the crew called at Christmas?

Santa Paws!

What does Zuma wear when he sleeps?

Paw-jamas!

What kind of car does the PAW Patrol chase the most?

Catillacs!

Where did Rocky go when his tail fell off?

A re-tail store!

What’s more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

What do you call Zuma when he has a fever?

A hot dog!

How does Chickaletta send mail?

In a hen-velope!

What do you call a painting of Skye?

A paw-trait!

Why is it so hard for Marshall to play hide and seek?

He's always spotted!

How do you stop PAW Patrol from playing?

Press the paws button!

What do you call Zuma when he’s freezing cold?

A pup-sicle!

Why did the PAW Patrol crew cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!

What do the PAW Patrol crew say when they eat?

Bone-appetit!

Why was the PAW patrol crew tired?

It had been a ruff day!

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Trick or Treat?

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