42 Dracula Jokes For Your Necks Laugh
Love vampires and spooky gags? Then check out these funny Dracula jokes!
Now you might not think that having all your blood drained by an ill-looking posho in a cape sounds that amusing... but you'd be wrong! These 42 spine-tingling, Transylvanian jokes and one-liners prove that Count Dracula is indeed the funniest Halloween villain out there!
Don't believe us? Well prepare to be proved wrong as we start reeling off these hilarious Count Dracula jokes! Find out why the Count went veggie, why he got a detention, or what you get when you cross a snowman with Count Dracula! And many more horrifyingly hilarious gags!
Funny Dracula jokes are just our bag, and we hope you enjoy these that we've managed to unearth for you.
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Ok, head on down to our crypt of Count Dracula jokes, and prepare to laugh and shudder in equal measure! *evil laugh*
What’s Dracula’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vein-illa!
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
Count Mack-ula!
Where does Dracula go on holiday?
The Isle of Fright!
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Eerie!
Why did Dracula turn veggie?
He heard that steak was bad for his heart!
What song does Dracula hate most?
You Are My Sunshine!
Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?
He has a bat temper!
Who did Dracula take to prom?
His ghoulfriend!
What Pokémon is Dracula always trying to catch?
Koffin'!
Why did Dracula join the circus?
He wanted to be an acro-bat!
Dracula isn't just a vampire...
He's also a neck-romancer!
Why does no one like Dracula?
Because he's a pain in the neck!
What happened when Dracula uploaded copyrighted content to YouTube?
A count suspended!
Are there any Halloween monsters who are good at maths?
Nope, unless you Count Dracula!
Why did Dracula order a burger?
He just fancied a quick bite!
How does Dracula get home in the evening?
On the fright bus!
Why couldn’t Dracula go to the party?
He was up to his neck in work?
Why didn’t Dracula bet on the horse race?
The stakes were too high!
Why is Dracula called The Count?
Because he loves maths so much!
Why did Dracula get detention at school?
The teacher said he was a pain in the neck.
Why do vampires not attack chickens?
Their blood is fowl!
What does Dracula like to watch on TV?
Neck-flix!
Which drink makes Dracula run a mile?
Sunny Delight!
What do you call a peckish vampire slayer?
Buffet!
Why wasn’t Dracula very good in art class?
He could only draw blood!
Why did Dracula become vegetarian?
He didn’t like steaks!
Why did Dracula have to visit the doctor?
He was always coffin!
Where does Dracula like to get washed?
In the bat tub!
What do you call Dracula if he sneezes?
The Pollen Count!
What is a vampire’s favourite fizzy drink?
Dracola!
Which girl is Dracula most afraid of?
Dawn!
What position does Dracula like to play in cricket?
Bat!
What do you call Dracula if he’s shopping for bargains?
Discount Dracula!
What did Dracula say when he received a present?
Fangs a lot!
What did Dracula say to the giraffe?
I think I'm going to need a straw!
What is Dracula's favourite dance?
The fang-dango!
What did Postman Pat deliver to Dracula?
Letters from his fang club!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the vampire become a poet?
He had a way with cryptic words!
What is Dracula’s favourite dog?
A bloodhound!
How does Dracula stay fit?
He plays batminton!
Which November holiday is Dracula’s favourite?
Fangs-giving!
