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Check Out Fart Wars - If Lightsaber Noises in Star Wars Were Replaced with Farts!

What if a lightsaber made a fart noise?

Check Out Fart Wars - If Lightsaber Noises in Star Wars Were Replaced with Farts!

What if a lightsaber made a fart noise?

If there’s one thing lacking from the Star Wars films, it’s the sound of a big bottom burp.

Just imagine those classical lightsaber duels between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader or Kylo Ren and Rey. Instead of the intense humming of their laser swords as they clash in space, we reckon the epic science fiction saga would benefit from the sound of a gassy bum or two.

While letters to Disney requesting this addition to the current films have gone so far unanswered, we took it upon ourselves to add the sounds anyway – all it took was a plate of cabbage, some spicy baked beans and a microphone. 

May the farts be with you!

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