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10 Weird Would You Rather Questions!

Cold soup or one giant finger? Answer these extra-weird would you rather questions and see how you compare to everyone else!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Answer A or B in these daft would you rather questions - if you can! When you get to the end let us know which ones you went for and see how you compared to everyone else!

Looking for more impossible questions? Check out our would you rather questions for kids, these impossible would you rather questions, or these mega-gross would you rathers!

1/10

Would you rather have 10 tiny hands, or just 1 giant finger?

Results

  • Tiny hands 0.8 %
  • Giant finger 0.2 %
2/10 Brussels sprouts

Would you rather love brussels sprouts or hate ice cream?

Results

  • Love sprouts 0.8 %
  • Hate ice cream 0.2 %
3/10

Would you rather have REALLY hairy legs or REALLY hairy arms?

Results

  • Legs 0.7 %
  • Arms 0.3 %
4/10

Would you rather eat jelly with chopsticks or soup with a fork?

Results

  • Jelly with chopsticks 0.7 %
  • Soup with a fork 0.3 %
5/10

Would you rather be able to see in the dark or smell things from miles away?

Results

  • Nightvision 0.8 %
  • Super smell 0.2 %
6/10 Cheese Jokes

Would you rather eggy breath or cheesy feet?

Results

  • Egg breath 0.3 %
  • Cheese feet 0.7 %
7/10

Would you rather pronounce all your F's as P's, or all your G's like H's?

Results

  • PPPPPP 0.6 %
  • HHHHH 0.4 %
8/10

Would you rather do really stinky silent farts, or really loud not stinky ones?

Results

  • Silent and stinky 0.7 %
  • Loud but not smelly 0.3 %
9/10

Would you rather drink cold soup or a bowl of hot melted ice cream?

Results

  • Cold soup 0.4 %
  • Hot ice cream 0.6 %
10/10

Would you rather wear a really itchy jumper or slightly wet pants?

Results

  • Itchy jumper 0.4 %
  • Damp pants 0.6 %
1/1

Did you pick mostly A - the first answers? Or mostly B - the second ones?

Mostly A!

Woah! Really? Fair enough...

Mostly B!

Mostly B? Riiiiiight! Fair enough then!

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...