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Lucy Bronze and Jude Bellingham pose in front of a football stadium, a yellow splat and a red question mark with a white outline

What's Your FIFA Rating?

Will your silky skills on the football pitch earning you a high FIFA ranking or leave you on the bench?

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Every year, FIFA calculates a range of top player's ratings, based on skills like pace, shooting, passing, dribbling and more! Do you enjoy participating in the beautiful game and wonder what your FIFA rating would be? Just by answering a series of simple footie-based questions, this personality quiz will give you the definitive answer!

1/10 A football stadium and a person giving the thumbs up to a shouting pineapple

First thing first. Where do you normally play?

2/10 A footballer with their foot resting on a ball

How would you describe your playing style?

3/10 A close up of a footballer's socks and boots, with a football in the foreground

Would you describe yourself as a quick runner?

4/10 A smiling football before a penalty kick

If your team were awarded a penalty, would you take it?

5/10 A nervous looking football

What about a direct free kick?

6/10 A golden trophy in a floodlit football stadium

How important is winning to you?

7/10 A goal hitting the back of the net

How do you celebrate a goal?

8/10 A football player in black and white stripes

Which player do you model yourself on?

9/10 A cat giggling at a chalkboard with football tactics drawn on

Could you switch positions if the manager's tactics called for it?

10/10 A football player with a captain's armband on

Are you a leader on the pitch?

Barcelona and England player Lucy Bronze
thefa.com

Your FIFA rating is: 89

Based on FIFA 23 ratings, our special Beano football analysis team has calculated that you're the same as Barcelona and England player Lucy Bronze! You must be amazing with a rating of 89 and defend with the rugged determination of this Lioness. Well done!

Real Madrid midfielder Jude Bellingham
realmadrid.com

Your FIFA rating is: 84

Based on FIFA 23 ratings, our special Beano football analysis team has calculated that you're the same as Real Madrid midfielder Jude Bellingham. You must play for a professional team with a score like that. Amazing!

West Ham defender Emerson Palmieri
whufc.com

Your FIFA rating is: 77

Based on FIFA 23 ratings, our special Beano football analysis team has calculated that you're the same as West Ham defender Emerson Palmieri. We reckon you're probably a solid defender who never stops competing for the ball until the referee's final whistle!

A burst old football with a low FIFA rating

Your FIFA rating is: 21

Our special Beano football analysis team have determined that your score is 21 – that's quite low compared to Erling Haaland and Jude Bellingham. But the main thing is that you enjoy playing. You never know, with some practice, you might climb the FIFA ranking table in a few years. Never give up!

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