21 Silly Scientist Jokes for Kids
These scientist jokes are guaranteed to get a reaction! Check out these funny scientist jokes for some silly science!
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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to do it and one to record the results!
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
At the periodic table!
Do chemists like jokes about sodium?
Na!
Why are scientists always reading books about helium?
They can't put it down!
Why do scientists love chemistry puns?
They're in their elements!
Why did the scientist take out her doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don't take me for granite!
How do scientists decorate their houses at Christmas?
With a chemis-tree!
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of himself?
A cell-fie!
Where do astronauts like to hang out?
The space bar!
Why don’t geologists like horror films?
They're petrified!
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes!
What do you call an accountant for the biology department?
A buy-ologist!
Why are chemists excellent for solving problems?
They have all the solutions!
What type of dog do chemists own?
A lab-rador!
How do astronauts organize a successful surprise party?
They planet!
How did the scientist feel after experimenting with electricity?
Shocked!
How often do scientists make jokes?
Periodically!
Why are biologists so sophisticated?
They're very cultured!
What is a chemist’s favourite theme park ride?
A Ferrous wheel!
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