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20 Prime Minister Jokes That Don't Labour the Point

Not a fan of politically-charged jokes about the Government? Too bad! You're stuck with them now!

Whatever your political views are you'll be sure to laugh at these hilarious politician puns and one-liners. And if you don't like these jokes - you can always kick them out and replace them with 20 even less funny jokes! See what we did there?

But if these jokes are too likely to cause a family argument over dinner don't worry - we have these much safer London jokes, these totally unrelated uncle jokes, or even these (kind of related) toilet jokes!

So, if you like laughter, old men and childish arguments then read on!

The of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden

He is currently assembling his cabinet!

What did the prime minister do with the half-eaten banana?

He re-peeled it!

Today Australia has a new Prime Minister

So it must be time to change the batteries in your smoke alarm!

How many UK Prime Ministers does it take to change a light bulb?

Who knows, they don’t stay in office long enough to find out!

You may not believe me when I say who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau!

Noel Edmonds would be a great prime minister

He’s had years of experience playing deal or no deal!

The US President wanted to debate the UK Prime Minister. What’s gonna happen?

Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump!

Jeff Bezos has never been the President of Amazon

Just the Prime Minister!

What time did the Monster eat the prime minister?

8PM!

Why does it smell so bad in Moscow?

The prime minister has been Putin since 1999!

Many people think Canada's Prime Minister is handsome

It's true, though!

What do Boris Johnson and Tottenham Hotspur have in common?

An empty cabinet!

What does the internet the Prime Minister of Israel have in common?

They are both Net and Yahoo!

What do you call a British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye!

Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?

Because they’re a PM, not an AM!

The Prime Minister of New Zealand is sick. What should you do?

Jacinda home!

I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister

He seems unkoalafied!

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson were in charge at the same time

They were like toupees in a pod!

Why is 10 Downing Street like a carpenters workshop?

The cabinets always need fixing!

How did the atom become Prime Minister?

It held a general electron!

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...