20 Laugh-Out-Loud Laundry Jokes & Puns To Get You In A Spin!
Get Ready to unfold the Best Laundry Jokes & Puns Around!
Doing the laundry is one of those boring everyday things that can't possibly be funny… right? Wrong! We've scoured the jokeosphere to find you some of the freshest laundry wisecracks out there. In fact we've found 20 - which I'm sure you'll agree is LOADS! You know.. like a washing machine?
So if you think your day is set to be a boring one don't throw in the towel just yet, try these lemon-fresh laundry gags - 9 out of 10 people think they're hilarious! And if you're worried about any of them being unsuitable for kids - let us reassure you that they're as clean as they are dry!
And if you don't like your jokes as soapy as these we've got plenty more to choose from - like these toilet jokes, these food jokes, or these homework jokes! And we have loads more jokes about every possible topic over at our main jokes page!
Anyway - let's get going on these laundry gags!
What kind of jokes do laundry like?
Dry humour!
Why did the dry cleaner quit her job?
Because it was de-pressing!
What detergent did the mermaid use?
Tide!
I need to find a way to finish my laundry
I start off OK but halfway through I throw in the towel!
What kind of exercise do washing machines love?
The Spin Cycle!
Why are poker players good at doing laundry?
Because they know how to fold!
Where do you go to find something you lost at a laundromat?
The washed and found!
What happened to the leopard that fell in the washing machine?
He came out spotless!
My washing machine caught fire today
At least I got my washing and drying done all in one go!
Today I accidentally put my wallet in the washing machine
I suppose I'm now a money launderer!
What do you call it when you put syrup in the washing machine?
A viscous cycle!
I found $100 in the laundry
It’s my rags to riches story!
Did you hear about the nun who punted her laundry?
She kicked the habit!
What's a laundry machine's favourite chocolate?
Lindt!
Why is running a laundromat complicated?
There are a lot of details to iron out!
Why are Goalkeepers always doing laundry?
They love having clean sheets!
What do you call it when you almost forget your laundry?
A clothes call!
My dad just dropped his laundry everywhere
I watched it all unfold!
I was going to make a laundry pun
But I'm still ironing out the details!
What do you call a president that has tons of laundry to do?
Washington!
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