20 Flat Earth Jokes To Spread A-Round!
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Why didn't the flat earther go to the award ceremony?
He didn't believe in the Golden Globes!
Why don't flat earthers go to U2 concerts?
They don't wanna go near The Edge!
What do you call a flat earther?
A globe-aphobe!
Some people really do think the Earth is flat...
It means the world to them!
I wanted to make a joke about the world not being round...
But it fell flat!
Why don't I believe in a flat earth?
It's not a revolutionary idea!
I've just joined the Flat Earth Society
We have members around the world!
Flat Earthers have heard their theory is spreading across the globe...
But they don't believe it!
I tried to argue with a flat earther but he stormed off..
I'm sure he'll come around!
Why do people believe in a flat earth?
It broadens their horizons!
Who is president of the Flat Earth Society?
It's on rotation!
What sings and doesn't think the world is round?
Flat Eartha Kitt!
It's hard not to believe the Earth is a globe
In a roundabout way!
Why did the flat earther build his house by the sea?
He wanted to live on the edge!
What do you call a flat earther who's mad?
Close to the edge!
Why did a flat earther dig a hole?
To prove the Earth was flat...but he barely scratched the surface!
Did you hear about the guy who thought the moon was flat?
He was going through a difficult phase
How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change it and one to point out that the ceiling doesn't curve
Why don't flat earthers ever go on cruises?
They're worried they might go over the edge!
What do you call a flat earth that plays music?
A world record!
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