Deer Jokes
These funny deer jokes are deer-lightful!
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What kind of deer is Homer Simpson's favourite?
A doe!
Did you hear about the nice deer?
She had a hart of gold!
What's a deer's favourite game?
Buckaroo!
What was wrong with the deer's smile?
He had buck teeth!
What do deer read?
Stag-azines!
What do you call a deer doctor?
A hart surgeon!
How do you see a deer behind you?
With hind-sight!
What do deer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer!
What do you call a deer with his hooves in his ears?
Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Who puts money under a deer's pillow?
The hoof fairy!
What's a deer's favourite type of bread?
Sour doe!
What do you call a deer with perfect vision?
A good-eyed deer!
What is a deer's favourite cake?
Doe-nuts!
What's a deer's favourite type of cheese?
Fawn-do!
How do you flatter a deer?
Fawn over him!
What currency do deer use?
Bucks!
How does a deer clean his feet?
Hoof paste!
What did Mrs Claus say to Santa?
I think it's going to rain, dear!
Which animal loves wet weather?
A RAIN-deer!
What does a deer say when he's dissapointed?
Oh deer oh deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
STILL no eyed-deer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer!
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