12 Blue Monday Jokes To Turn That Frown Upside Down!
They say laughter is the the best medicine. Here's a prescription of LOL to make you feel better on the supposed worst day of the year!
Some people believe – travel agents, apparently – that the third Monday in January does not register highly on the LOL-ometer. They've called it Blue Monday because it's the most miserable day of the year. But you can choose to not let this made-up event get in the way of some good belly laughs, right? Chase the frowns away by tucking into this 12-course feast of funnies!
Why did the kids insist on watching a cartoon before school?
It was Bluey Monday!
What day of the week felt sick?
Blurgh Monday!
Why was the wind sad?
It was Blew Monday!
Why was New Order's Blue Monday such a hit?
It featured a great Hook!
Why did the skeleton laugh at Blue Monday jokes?
They found them extremely humerus!
Which time of year do ghosts make the most noise?
Blue Moan-day!
Blue Monday isn't so bad...
Only 48hrs ago it was a sadder day!
What does Sonic need on a Blue Monday?
A hedge-hug!
What do you call a Star Wars character who's feeling a bit miserable?
A Blue Monday-lorian
What did the zookeeper say to the aardvark on Blue Monday?
Why the long face?
How do dustbins feel on Blue Monday?
Rubbish!
What do you call a person who is happy on Blue Monday?
Someone who thinks it's Tuesday!
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