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30 Best Anime Jokes & Puns to Tell Your Friends

Discover the best anime jokes and puns to tell your friends.

There’s so much awesome animes out there it’s hard to know where to start with these funny anime jokes and (yes, occasionally) bad anime jokes! Even so, if you’re a weeb of Naruto, Gibli or even Haikyuu, these puns will have you rolling around like a spherical Pokemon! When you’ve finished laughing, check out our Naruto Seasons Quiz, our Which Haikyuu!! Character Are You?, our Studio Ghibli Quiz: How Much Do You Know? and our Why We Love Dragon Ball Z! article!

What would you call a French fan of anime?

A Ouib!

What’s a birds favourite anime film?

Owls moving Castle!

What do you call a witch who delivers vegetables?

Leaky’s Delivery Service!

What kind of shoes does Naruto wear?

Sneakers!

Why did Naruto go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer!

Why can’t Naruto watch scary movies?

He’s too sensei-tive!

What do you call an old Avatar?

Boomer-Aang!

How did the Avatar feel when he saw what happened to the Air Nomads?

Aangry!

What does toilet paper and the Avatar have in common?

They disappear when the world needs them most!

A man holding lots of toilet rolls

Why was the Fire Lord afraid of the Avatar?

Because he had Aangxiety!

How does Piccolo relax?

He goes to Planet Hammock.

When Gohan’s in trouble…

He feels like he is in a right Picollo!

Why did Goku tell the teacher on Vegeta?

Because he was Saiyan stuff about him!

What do Dragon Ball Saiyans wear at the pool?

Trunks!

How many ‘Dragon Ball Z’ characters does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it will take 6 episodes!

The creators of Haikyu sued a rival show for plagurism!

It was a court case!

Did you hear about the new Haikyu character who just stands in the middle of the volleyball court?

She’s called Annette!

In anime, what is served but never eaten?

A volleyball in Haikyu!

What does a carpenter have in common with a Haikyu character?

They both like to hammer spikes!

Did you hear about the japanese cartoon about old ladies?

A Granimae!

Did you hear about the anime about nuts?

It’s called My Hero Macadamia!

What is a type of car do little sister’s drive in anime?

A Nii-san!

What language is spoken in anime?

Manganese!

No-one mentions Geodudes bum…

That would be rock bottom!

Why is Tokyo Ghoul gonna get you?

Because you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide!

Did you hear about the football anime?

It’s called Tokyo Ghoulkeeper!

What is the best chocolate snack to eat while watching anime?

My neighbours Toblerone! 

The weather in Digimon Adventure is…

Snow Joke!

Did you hear about the cow anime?

It’s called Sailor Moo!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Poke-em-on!

Vampire Chair

Trick or Treat?

Choose wisely...