Beanotown Confidential – Plug’s Pad

Welcome to Plug’s bedroom

Welcome to our tour of Plug’s bedroom, or The Home of Handsome as some call it… actually, it’s only Plug who says it, but he knows that everyone else thinks it, so that’s okay.Plug asks that you resist the urge to scream, as it makes the neighbours’ goats faint

One highlight of the tour is Plug’s dressing table, where he keeps lots of beauty products that he doesn’t ever use, because his ultimate handsomeness is completely natural

If you look on the floor, you will see evidence of the sad fact that today’s mirrors aren’t up to the task of reflecting true loveliness like Plug’s. Plug writes to mirror manufacturers all the time, urging them to improve the quality of their mirrors and to give highly heavenly people a break… or fewer breaks, if you see what I mean. 

You can also see some of the many books Plug has written about being unreasonably good-looking, and, if you look really carefully, a picture of his secret crush.

In his spare time, Plug runs the Unbelievably Good Looking Young Men and Utterly Gorgeous Girls Society (UGLY MUGGS for short). Plug is the only member of the society at the moment, but that’s because his super snog-aliciousness can be intimidating for less stunning people.