20 Happiness Jokes And Puns To Make You Smile!
Need a pick-me-up? These jokes and puns about happiness will bring some sunshine into your day!
If you love to laugh, then these jokes are the ones for you, and it's a double-decker - jokes about happiness! What could be better? Get ready to giggle - your mood will be so much better! We've got more jokes too - why not flip it around and have some sad jokes that won't bring you down? Or some cheeky bum jokes?
How do you make a candle happy?
Blow it out – it’ll be delighted!
Why was the teacher so happy to be working at a prison?
She had a captive audience!
Why was the King unhappy with the weather?
Because it was reigning!
What do you call a meme that makes you happy?
Dope-a-meme!
Why is happiness like peeing yourself?
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!
Where is happiness made?
At the satisfactory!
How do you know if a duck is happy?
He’s quacking up with laughter!
How do you make a squirrel happy?
Act like a nut!
They say that money won’t make you happy…
But I’d rather cry in a Lamborghini!
They say some people cause happiness wherever they go…
And some people cause it whenever they go!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
How do you know when your tennis opponent isn’t happy with your serve?
He keeps returning it!
Why was the inkblot so unhappy?
Because he was in the pen and he didn’t know how long the sentence would be!
Why was the horse so happy?
He lived in a stable environment!
I bought my dad a new fridge…
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he uses it!
No one ever asks is Coca-Cola is happy…
It’s always, “Is Pepsi okay?”
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
My wife said nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace…
So I bought her nothing!
Why are pirates so unhappy?
Because their lives are full of hardships!
I’ve heard that money can’t buy happiness…
But I wish someone would let me test that theory!
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