22 Drummer Jokes That Don't Miss A Beat!
We're on a (drum)roll with these side-splitting drummer jokes!
In the mood for a giggle? How strong's your sense of rhythm? Don't worry - whether you have perfect timing or keep missing your cue, you're bound to have a laugh with these offbeat drummer jokes!
For more music mirth, check out our trumpet jokes, piano jokes - or, if you're feeling fancy, try some classical music jokes!
Did you hear about the drummer acquitted of theft?
He beat the rap!
What happens when a drummer loses his sticks?
His heart misses a beat!
How do you annoy your worst enemy?
Buy his kids a drum kit!
What happened to the drummer who couldn’t stop practicing?
There were severe repercussions!
What do you call a drummer who likes boxing?
A beatboxer!
What’s a drummer’s favourite dinner?
Chicken drumsticks!
What’s the difference between a gift from a drummer and a gift from a guitarist?
The drummer’s gift has no strings attached!
There are three types of drummer…
those who can count, and those who can’t!
Why did the drummer get a tattoo of his own drumkit?
For the cymbal-ism!
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None – they have a machine to do that now!
Why do drummers always get their own room on tour?
They snare in their sleep!
What’s a drummer’s favourite time of day?
12: 34!
What’s a drummer’s favourite Pokemon?
Rattata!
What did the drummer name his daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two!
How do you know when there’s a drummer at your door?
The knocking speeds up!
I heard loud noises coming from the loft…
It was very drum-attic!
A drummer asked me if I wanted to sing in his band.
I said, count me in!
What’s a drummer’s favourite vegetable?
Beets!
Did you hear about the drummer who hit his head?
He got a mild percussion!
I’ve got a joke about drummers, but, um…
Tsss!
I’ve got a drummer joke…
but it’s hard to beat!
Why is a drummer never late?
Because he always beats the clock!
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