26 Funny Roses are Red Jokes For Kids
These roses are red jokes are as funny as they are romantic! Check them out and choose one to send to your crush and make them laugh!
Roses are red, violets are blue, these jokes are funny, and you are too! These romantic jokes are the very heights of poetry! Or at least, very silly poetry! And if you found these hilarious, check out more valentines jokes here! Or perhaps you're in the mood for some love jokes? Or you might want to say 'I do' to these wedding jokes! And there's loads more laughs on our main jokes hub!
Roses are tasty, violets are yummy,
I'm a caterpillar with flowers in my tummy!
Roses are red, and also pink, purple and white
I'm a florist, these poems aren't right!
Roses are red, daffodils are yellow,
I have to say, you're a rather nice fellow!
Roses are red, violets are too,
I'm colour blind, so your face is blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
You look like a gibbon, and you smell like one too!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
A face like yours, belongs in a zoo!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm not very good, at writing poems
Roses are red, snowmen are white,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Roses are grey, violets are grey,
Everything's grey, I'm a dog!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
This joke's getting old, and so are you!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm allergic to flowers, achoo!
Roses are red, but not all that tasty,
I just tried to eat one, I think I was too hasty!
Roses are £3, violets are more,
If you're not going to buy some, please leave the store!
Roses are red, fishes are wet,
What's this poem about? I forget!
Roses are red, your hair is orange,
Nothing rhymes with orange...sorry
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme, this one doesnt
Roses are blue, violets are red,
Hang on a second, who's been painting the flowers?
Roses have nectar, I'm just a bee
Would you like to have lunch in this flower with me?
Roses have thorns, dogs have loud barks
Everything's scary right now in this park!
Roses are red, your face is blue,
I think you might be coming down with the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I saw you pick your nose, ew!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
You just passed a basic botany test, well done you!
Roses are pretty, violets are fine,
I'm afraid that's all I've got for this rhyme!
Roses are red, carnations are pink,
What's this bunch of flowers doing under the sink?
Roses are green, violets are pink,
I'm bad at gardening, and worse at poetry
Roses are red, violets are flowers,
I've been coming up with these poems for hours!
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