You Won't Be Board WIth These Ultimate Top 10 Funniest Monopoly Jokes & Puns!
Make your friends roar with laughter at these hilarious jokes and puns about Monopoly!
Do you love this classic board game? Or did you get £20 for coming second place in a beauty contest? Chances are you'll love these hilarious Monopoly jokes! Whether you play as the boot, the hat, the car or even the dog - we've got a great Monopoly joke just for you! Don't believe us? Just check out this ultimate list of the top 10 funniest Monoply gags ever!
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Ok, that's enough of that - it's time to go straight to the Monopoly jokes, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
What word describes all the stuff that goes in a board game box?
Monopolyfilla!
Why did Monopoly yawn?
It’s a board game
I tried to buy a cheap board game from a charity shop
I wanted a second hand Monoply but… no dice!
Why is “elevenses” like Monopoly?
Because it’s all about proper tea!
I played Monopoly once and landed on every spot on the board except for one...
I never stood a chance!
When it comes to board games about buying real estate...
Hasbro really has the Monopoly!
I've been in jail 3 times and filed for bankruptcy
I hate playing Monopoly!
I was dared to take a bite of a Monopoly board...
It was a little gamey!
I was investing in Monopoly games
Until I realized that there is no real money in them!
I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board...
I thought, I'll give it a Go!
If I had $1 for every time Mum said I play too much Monopoly
I could put a hotel on all my properties!
I just found a monopoly set without instructions
What are the chances?
Monopoly is fun but really outdated
There’s free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail!
Why did the tiger lose at a game of Monopoly?
They were playing with a cheetah!
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