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Wise-ish Words by Dennis quiz

Wise(ish) Words – Guess the Real Quote!

Are you familiar with the philosophy of Beanotown's most blam kid? See if you can guess which quote belongs to Dennis!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

Wise(ish) Words by Dennis is a collection of quotes by Beanotown's most blam 10-year-old (with a bit of help from Gnasher) and is a perfect gift for Father's Day. To mark the occasion, we've rounded up 10 of his thoughts and sprinkled them among quotes by other people! Can you spot which ones belong to Dennis?

1/10 Dennis and Gnashing getting up to mischief

Which of the following quotes did Dennis say?

2/10 Dennis laughing

Can you guess which of these quotes belongs to Dennis?

3/10 Dennis doing a blam skateboard trick

How about this?

4/10 Dennis and Gnasher on a slime background

Or this?

5/10 Guess the Dennis quote

Do you know which of the following quotes is by Beanotown's coolest lad?

6/10 Dennis and Gnasher giving each other a high five

Dennis is no stranger to trouble. But which of the following quotes belongs to him?

7/10 Dennis and Gnasher lean in for a classic pic

What about this exceptional selection of blam sayings?

8/10 Dennis and Gnasher teaming up for mischief

Or this one?

9/10 Dennis sticking his tongue out

Can you tell us which of the following is a Dennis quote?

10/10 Dennis pointing and smiling

For one final point, tell us which one is a Dennis saying?

Result: Oh no

Oh no! The quiz was pretty tricky. But don't worry! You can learn about Dennis' blam philosophy on life in his new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis! Check out the Beano shop for more details.

Result: Good try

Good try! You could always have a look at Dennis' new book, Wise-ish Words and learn from the master of mischief!

Result: Great work

Great work! That's a pretty blam score! Have you been reading Dennis' new book, Wise-ish Words, by any chance?

Result: Wow

Wow! Great minds think alike! We're assuming you've read Dennis' new book, Wise-ish Words already or think along the same lines as Beanotown's master mischief maker!

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