20 Light Bulb Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day!
These light bulb jokes are sure to brighten up your day!
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How many time travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How did the hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was cool!
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Toucan do it!
What do you get when you cross a thought with a lightbulb?
A bright idea!
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None – they have a machine to do that now!
How many viola players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter, they can't get up that high!
How many American rugby fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Both of them!
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but she'll change it into a newt!
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to do it and one to record the results!
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish on a bicycle!
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a-one two three four!
How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
Toucan do it!
How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it'll take 100 tries!
How many stupid people does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it and 500 to turn the ceiling round!
How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?
I dunno, I'll have to get back to you
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who knows, they're all too busy playing with the swtich!
Someone broke into my house and stole all my lightbulbs!
I should be sad, but I'm de-lighted!
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They know what they're doing.
How many IT guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Are you sure it's broken? Have you tried switching it on and off again?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change it, one to change it back
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hate sharing the spotlight!
How many Tudors does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they prefer candles
Why shouldn't you ask a ghost to change a lightbulb?
Because they won't show up!
How many bats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they prefer the dark!
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to really want to change!
I just finished a book about lightbulbs
It was a bit of light reading!
How many Wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends what you want to change it into!
How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes at least three lightbulbs!
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm... Let me think about it first!
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it and ten to stand on each other's shoulders!
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