Hard Would You Rather Questions

 Answer A or B in the questions below then click the RESULTS at the bottom of the page to find out how your choices compare to other people! 

1/12

Would you rather...

Only be able to speak in limericks Only speak via singing BUT you’re EXTREMELY pitchy

Results

• Only be able to speak in limericks 0.6 %
• Only speak via singing BUT you’re EXTREMELY pitchy 0.4 %

2/12

Would you rather...

Have a ghost slap your hand away every time you try to put money in a vending machine Have diarrhoea all afternoon on your birthday

Results

• Have a ghost slap your hand away every time you try to put money in a vending machine 0.8 %
• Have diarrhoea all afternoon on your birthday 0.2 %

3/12

Would you rather...

Be a werewolf, but you can’t tell anyone and you have to chain yourself up on full moons Be president of the NSPCW (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Werewolves) which doesn’t take up too much time and involves a free car

Results

• Be a werewolf, but you can’t tell anyone and you have to chain yourself up on full moons 0.2 %
• Be president of the NSPCW (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Werewolves) which doesn’t take up too much time and involves a free car 0.8 %

4/12

Would you rather...

Have sentient teeth that noisily chatter to each other, so it’s like a mini-cafe in your mouth Have teeth that no matter how hard you brushed them, always look slightly green

Results

• Have sentient teeth that noisily chatter to each other, so it’s like a mini-cafe in your mouth 0.7 %
• Have teeth that no matter how hard you brushed them, always look slightly green 0.3 %

5/12

Would you rather...

Have the song ‘Gangnam Style’ be the ONLY music you’re able to hear for the rest of your life Hear all music, BUT your bed is forever uncomfortable

Results

• Have the song ‘Gangnam Style’ be the ONLY music you’re able to hear for the rest of your life 0.5 %
• Hear all music, BUT your bed is forever uncomfortable 0.5 %

6/12

Would you rather...

Have an army of bees that you can control telepathically Have an army of white mice that, while cute and well-meaning - are highly disorganised and when you send them out a lot of them never even come back

Results

• Have an army of bees that you can control telepathically 0.8 %
• Have an army of white mice that, while cute and well-meaning - are highly disorganised and when you send them out a lot of them never even come back 0.2 %

7/12

Would you rather...

Have a nosebleed every time someone tells you they love you Every time you order takeaway food there’s always at least one item incorrect or missing

Results

• Have a nosebleed every time someone tells you they love you 0.3 %
• Every time you order takeaway food there’s always at least one item incorrect or missing 0.7 %

8/12

Would you rather...

Every time you go to the loo there’s a 50% chance of a toilet cobra ALL fruit quietly whispers “help me!’ when you bite into it

Results

• Every time you go to the loo there’s a 50% chance of a toilet cobra 0.1 %
• ALL fruit quietly whispers “help me!’ when you bite into it 0.9 %

9/12

Would you rather...

Be able to see 20 seconds into the future Be able to see 24 hours into the future BUT you can only ever name your pets or children ‘Pombo’

Results

• Be able to see 20 seconds into the future 0.7 %
• Be able to see 24 hours into the future BUT you can only ever name your pets or children ‘Pombo’ 0.3 %

10/12

Would you rather...

Be able to fly BUT every time you do a puppy gets sick Be able to read minds BUT whoever’s mind you read can also read yours

Results

• Be able to fly BUT every time you do a puppy gets sick 0.3 %
• Be able to read minds BUT whoever’s mind you read can also read yours 0.7 %

11/12

Would you rather...

Have a spider live inside your left leg - which doesn’t bother you and you can’t feel it but you KNOW it’s in there Have a talking stapler BUT all it does is insult you and damage your self-esteem

Results

• Have a spider live inside your left leg - which doesn’t bother you and you can’t feel it but you KNOW it’s in there 0.4 %
• Have a talking stapler BUT all it does is insult you and damage your self-esteem 0.6 %

12/12

Would you rather...

All food has no taste apart from scampi Every single food, regardless of what it is, tastes of scampi - apart from actual scampi, which tastes of apples

Results

• All food has no taste apart from scampi 0.4 %
• Every single food, regardless of what it is, tastes of scampi - apart from actual scampi, which tastes of apples 0.6 %

Would you rather...

1/1

Nice. So! Would you say your answers were...?

Mostly A

Mostly B

Somewhere in between!

Mostly A!

Ah, of course! You're the kind of person who plays it safe - unless of course it's to do with werewolves. And that's fair enough!

Mostly B!

You answered mostly B! You're not afraid to take big risks on silly questions! That answer you gave about the scampi was definitely the right one, by the way. Nice work.

A bit of both!

Your answers were somewhere in between! Who can blame you for that - these questions were so tricky. And, to be honest, kind of daft!

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