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31 Pancake Day Jokes To Make You Flip Out!

Looking for a silly stack of syrupy pancake jokes? Look no further! We can cake you in them!

Pancake Day, also known as Shrove Tuesday, is a traditional Christian celebration observed in many countries and dates back to the 16th century. It's the day before Ash Wednesday and the start of Lent, a 40-day period where people give up a specific type of treat or something they have regularly to recognise the period of time Jesus fasted in the desert. The custom of eating pancakes on this day originated as a way to use up rich ingredients such as eggs, sugar, and butter, which were traditionally avoided during Lent. 

Today, Pancake Day is celebrated in different ways all around the globe, with many people enjoying sweet or savoury pancakes for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Some communities also organise pancake races, where people run while flipping a pancake in a pan, or hold pancake-eating contests. Pancake Day is a fun way to mark the start of Lent and is enjoyed by people of all ages and cultures. So enjoy these one liner Pancake Day jokes here!

Once you've finished giggling at these, let us toss you some egg-cellent egg jokes, bonkers banana jokes or maybe even some binge-worthy broccoli jokes

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Pancake Day Jokes for Kids!

1. Why did the pancake miss the bus?
It was a choco-late pancake!

2. What's the best thing you can put into a pancake? 
Your teeth!

3. I asked the waiter if my pancake would be long…
They said, ‘No, it’ll be round!”

4. I just made the world’s biggest pancake…
Top that!

5. What do cats like putting on their pancakes?
Mice cream!

6. What's a pancake's favourite skateboarding trick?
A kick flip!

7. Why did Luke Skywalker always burn his pancakes?
He refused to turn over to the dark side!

8. What do pancakes say instead of goodbye?
See you on the flipside!

9. What looks like half a pancake? 
The other half!

10. Why can't pancakes sing?
They're too flat!

Silly Pancake Jokes!

11. Why do pancakes love Halloween?
Because it's so crepe-y!

12. Why are dolphins so good at making pancakes?
They're great flippers!

13. Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?
He was a square!

14. What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?
A flip-flop!

15. What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?
I'm flattered!

16. What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?
Traffic jam!

17. What did the pancake say to the baseball player?
Batter up!

18. What did Mary Berry say when I made her pancakes?
These are flipping amazing!

19. Pancake Day is only a few months away...
It totally crêped up on us!

20. Why do comedians never tell pancake jokes?
They always fall flat!

Hilarious Pancake Jokes!

21. Why does batter run away when you're making pancakes?
Because the recipe says to crack to eggs and then beat it!

22. What's the best pancake topping?
More pancakes!

23. Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped!

24. How do elves eat their pancakes?
In short stacks!

25. How do you make a pancake smile?
Butter it up!

26. What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?
I don't like your flip side!

27. How do you bury a stack of pancakes?
With a shrove-l!

28. How many potatoes does it take to make a potato pancake?
A latke!

29. What do you call a person who randomly steals French pancakes?
A crepetomaniac!

30. What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups?
A waffle!

31. Why did the pancake get arrested?
It had committed multiple unwaffle actions!

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