22 Funny Lion King Jokes That Fill Us With Pride
Stop lion' around and take a look at Beano's funny Lion King jokes! We'll have you roaring with laughter!
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What does Simba celebrate on December 22nd?
Hanukkah matata!
What do you call a lion with no eyes?
Lon!
Why did Pumbaa's friend call the complaints hotline?
T'moan!
What does Timon call his Persian cousin?
A mere cat!
How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?
Be a bit more Simbathetic!
Why did Simba lose the competition?
He was up against a cheetah!
What did Timon say when Simba out-ran him?
You're fit - for a King!
What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?
A sea lion!
Why shouldn't Simba trust Scar?
He's always lion!
What does Nala say to Simba before dinner?
First, we need to prey!
What is the hyenas' favourite weekday?
Chewsday
Why is Simba so good at rowing?
He has a great r-oar!
What do you call Simba when he's sick with chicken pox?
A dotted lion!
Why does Timon get mad at Pumbaa when they're watching TV?
He keeps hogging the remote!
What's Pumbaa's favourite colour?
Mahogany!
What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?
How kud ya, ma tattas!
How do you find Simba before he becomes King?
Follow his foot prince!
What do you call Mufasa's farts?
Noble gas!
What's Simba's favourite piece of stationary?
A ruler!
Why did Timon stop listening to Pumbaa?
He was being bore-ing!
What do you call Simba's dad when he forgets to shave?
Moustacha!
What do you say to Simba when he's walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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