10 Reasons Dennis’s Dad is Epic!
My teacher asked me to write an essay called ’10 Reasons I Love My Dad’… YUCK!
That was just too BLURGH to actually do, so I wrote one called 10 Reasons My Dad is Epic. Here it is!
1. My dad is epic because he’s never too busy to spend time with me…
Even if it hurts!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
2. My dad is epic because he cooks the most amazing meals known to mankind…
And I said known to mankind, not eaten – because nobody would even try!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
3. My dad is epic because he loves to buy me the latest gadgets…
Sometimes!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
4. My dad is epic because he’s ever so brave…
I mean, what a hero!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
5. My dad is epic because he joins in with all the awesome schemes I dream up…
As long as Mum isn’t around!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
6. My dad is epic because he knows how to do loads of cool things that he learned when he was a kid (back when dinosaurs ruled the earth)…
Pity he’s forgotten most of them!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
7. My dad is epic because he always knows the right thing to say…
But he doesn’t always pick the right time to say it!
8. My dad is epic because he always forgives me when something bad happens that could maybe, possibly, in some teeny-weeny way be my fault…
Even if I don’t agree!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
9. My dad is epic because he’s always trying to teach me stuff I don’t need to know…
‘Cos that’s a dad’s job, right? And he makes up words like fun-cational!
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
10. And finally, my dad is epic because even though he’s supposed to be a grown-up, he’ll always be a kid at heart… just like me!
I found that out when we watched a video of the stuff my dad did when he was my age…
Words: Nigel Auchterlounie. Art: Nigel Parkinson.
